Why I'll never be Brian Keene

Besides the whole "he's a best-selling writer thing" ... blah, blah, blah ... here's the latest difference in the trajectories our respective careers are taking: his fans get together and form the F.U.K.U. Army (Fans 'uv Keene United).

My friends, aided and abetted by Team Broaddus, end up starting FUMB! (F. U. Maurice Broaddus).

*sigh*

In the meantime, I'll leave you with this snippet from the Maurice Broaddus school of parenting:

This morning had to tell the eldest "You know, if your mother's tubes weren't tied (because, I live by a code), we'd be making a better version of you right now."

FUMB Forever!!!


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