My Twittered Halloween

4:28 p.m. It's a shame that we have six trunks of costumes to go through.

4:30 p.m. WHERE'S MY LEDERHOSEN?!?

4:51 p.m. My brother in law is currently adjusting his boobs.

4:53 p.m. Batman, pirates, Cruella, roller derby girl, darth vader, men in drag, an angry black bavarian...a typical night in the Broaddus household.

5:46 p.m. Tell me my sister didn't just say "you have a problem, Gluggy McGlug Glug."

5:51 p.m. A little girl just walked into my house with a pillowcase, helped herself to some candy, said she didn't want to bother me, then left.

6:58 p.m. Dear Internet, you probably don't want to wear lederhosen through the hood. i'm just saying.

7:30 p.m. Ditching the kids and heading to a party.



From today:

2:01 p.m. I'm sorting my kids' haul of sweet tarts by color.


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